The worst movie I’ve seen in a theater this year.
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Blue Lock Review
What is this movie? I just went to see this because I had a free spot between two other things I needed to do in a small city in Finland. Yet, as I look at this, there’s only (as of this writing) 34 ratings of this on IMDb (one of them mine), so basically no-one has seen this. Although, in my experience, IMDb is not very popular in it’s native Japan.
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma Review
So, here’s the key if you are confused: Little Death or Le petite mort means orgasm. Just in case you didn’t know.
Little Witch in the Woods Review
So, this is a video game. Not a game I generally find interesting, but since I have a long summer vacation, I decided to try something different and this was it. The actual reason was that since I’m traveling quite a bit during the summer and I don’t want to bring along a mouse, I wanted a game you could play without one.
Deathstalker (2025/6) Review – Well, they tried – Or did they?
I have never seen any of the previous Deathstalker movies. Like for so many others, I assume, my only touchpoint with the franchise is Red Letter Media. I decided to go and see this, because it’s directed by Steven Kostanski and I liked Psycho Goreman, his work form a few years ago. Was it worth it? No. Not really.
The Devil Wears Prada 2 Review – Stabbing at the heart of journalism
Yes, I know I’m pretty late on this.
I did not enjoy this movie. However, I understand that this movie panders to an audience that deserves being pandered to more, which leaves me in a bit of a bind. Should I even write about this if I’m just going to shit on it? Then again, there’s a theme here I really want to talk about, so here we are…
Pillion Review – The Most Wholesome Movie About Sub Finding a Dom
TL;DR: Much better and much different than I expected.
And yes, I know I’m a bit late on this. Although, as I understand it,
Supergirl Review
They gave me a comic book (Woman of Tomorrow #1) and a sugarless energy drink (although it was room temperature). That’s something.
Quick review: Less than the sum of it’s parts.
Jackass: Best and Last Review
Is there anything to say? At this point, either you are sold or you don’t give a shit.
Disclosure Day Review (Spoiler: I did not like it)
This movie is stupid. Not in a fun way. It’s just stupid. That would be the TL;DR: The movie is embarrassingly stupid.