Category Archives: Movies
Sound of Falling (In die Sonne schauen) Review
This is a movie about the experience of being a young woman at different times on one specific farm in Germany (at one point East Germany).
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come Review
This was so bad. It was so, so bad. I loved the original. I’ve seen it like a dozen times.
They Will Kill You Review
My first question about this film is that how is it possible that Heather Graham is the last of the people who get one of those separate credits? She must have a shitty agent or something.
Oh, wait… Why didn’t anyone tell me Bela Tarr died?
I mean, he was one of the great directors of the modern era, so one would have thought his death would have been a little bit more widely discussed. I heard about it from a Criterion Closet video with Christoph Waltz. So, thank you Christoph.
The Bride! Review
This is a difficult one.
Good Boy Review(?)
Am I reviewing it? Kind of but also the movie is mostly interesting because of things we are not seeing on the screen.
Movie Classics Class of 2026
Yes, the worst excuse to recommend movies is back.
Aki Vs. Evil – The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster
It’s been a while (almost a year and a half) since I last wrote anything in this series but that’s just because you don’t often see good films in the horror comedy genre. Sure, I’ve seen four Toxic Avenger movies, a seemingly deliberately bad Finnish movie called Bunny the Killer Thing (being purposefully bad does not make for a good movie), Two Thousand Maniacs! and so forth. On the other hand, there are some I might want to talk about, like Heart-Eyes, The Ugly Stepsister, Deadstream, Deathgasm, The Wolf of Snow Hollow, Slumber Party Massacre… We’ll see. Maybe this series gets another (third) lease on life?
People, Would You Please Shut Up About Reporting on Movie Finances If You Have No Clue?
With Melania and Iron Lung specifically, everyone is suddenly an expert.