RopeCon 2013, part Friday (MustaJumala)

Ok, I’m back. My shirt smells like sweat demon died in it, although I’ve slept pretty well, I feel like could crash at any moment and I have sunburned my face. At least I didn’t buy a bunch of crap. Except some Magic-cards (which we’ll get to in later parts), Lamentations of the Flame Princess, which I actually bought about a year ago, but only got my copy now, and an artist hand model, which I bought actually before even leaving on impulse, but I could immediately come up with different uses for. Most importantly, flipping people off.

Lets skip the part where our little group sailed (figuratively) to the con itself shirtless. That was not a pretty sight. Besides, this same group was in the same situation again later (which we’ll get to in the next part).

1.1 The Relatively Quiet Year,
How the Kraken Won Our Hearts

Because most of the RPGs offered by the Con were not that interesting and juggling the ones that were felt impossible with all the interlapping timeslots, I took the easy route and just took this opportunity to try this great little grem – The Quiet Year.

The game war run by a member of our little guild. Unlike most RPGs, its not the story of individuals, but a community. The community and its history is represented by a map drawn during the game and a few lists (abundance, scarcity and characters). The story is told through a deck of cards. This one was a limited edition done specifically for this purpose, but the normal version is just a pdf, which explains how you can play this with an ordinary deck of cards. In the deck, each suite represents a different season, beginning with spring. From the beginning, we know, the end will come during the winter, but the community doesn’t.

Its a very nice game. I’m not sure how much replayability it has, because obviously, there’s only 13 cards per season and although they are always in different order, two specific cards will happen in the same order 50% of the time. This often means similar things happen, they just happen in different order. I’d at least suggest not playing this game more than once or twice with the same group. New players will always bring something new to the table.

Of course, one problem with games like these is the lack of restraint. Not everything has to be earth-shattering, but its hard not to get competitive.

After a few weeks, the situation looked like this:


Just a few projects. A new cult is being born and there’s a kraken on the outskirts of the island our people are living on. Enemies were plentiful (but gladly, very slow), dried leaves not so much, plenty of snails, too many old people according to Konstantin.


The final product looked like this:


I don’t understand it either. (Actually, it’s probably upside down.) I guess, you had to be there. Like always in RPGs. They don’t translate well when recounting them.

So what was that thing about the kraken? There was one aroung the island. At some point it had a mate, its cult was one of the driving forces of the story, it fought on our behalf (at least we like to think so), it moved into the middle of the island through tunnels, where it was again a major recipient of worship.

1.2 Its Easy Being Transgressive When You Play a Fourteen Year Old Teen Girl
Who Needs a Plot When You Have Players Like These


Later that night, we played MonsterHearts. A great game, which I had some experience of. I decided to go for a witch. A 14-year-old nerdy witch, with an eclectic mix of arcane and modern methods of hexing. The others were a werewolf, fae, ghoul, ghost and a mortal.

Artists depiction of the player characters. By Wille Ruotsalainen (sorry about the blurriness, didn't have a good camera on me). My witch is on the left.

Artists depiction of the player characters. By Wille Ruotsalainen
(sorry about the blurriness, didn’t have a good camera on me)

I can’t possibly even try to explain everything that happened, so bullet points from what I remember (understandably I remember mostly what my character did, sorry about that… we do have a comments section if someone happens to want to add something):

  • My 14-year-old witch seduced a 17-year-old werewolf, broke several taboos as parts of spells (drank the semen of the werewolf from a condom, masturbated with a game console controller, forcibly sat on the face of the ghoul), lost control of herself and withered the faces of both the fae and the mortal, tried to kill the ghoul by undoing his stitches, and ate a huge amount of mushrooms (yes, the naughty kind)
  • The werewolf contemplated killing the small dog of one of the NPCs
  • The ghoul tried to eat the ghost and later my innocent, little witch
  • The ghost creeped around stalking people, including stealing the bra of one of the owners of the camp
  • The mortal fell in love with all PCs but the witch at some point, including promising to love the fae forever during sex, which he promptly forgot
  • The fae tried to get revenge on the mortal by sabotaging some death certificates she found in a box which she thought belonged to the mortal, but was actually the ghoul’s instead.

I guess there was a plot that was supposed to happen, but the GM was good enough to let us go with what we were doing. This was a lot of fun. As far as I could tell, everyone at the table was really into it. Perfect storm of system, characters, players and the GM. This is why play at conventions.

In the end, my sweet, little witch walked half-naked, covered in blood and controlled by her dark side into the forest, where she met her werewolf lover, also controlled by his dark side, and left the camp together, probably not to live happily ever after. Although, in a true horror movie tradition, the sequel will forget everything great about this story and just be a slasher.

Sex, drugs and a lot of mediocre music (ok, not really mediocre, but that was funnier than ‘goth music’).

A note for the GM, if you happen to read this, remember: 18, not 15. Maybe 22 would be even better.

4 thoughts on “RopeCon 2013, part Friday (MustaJumala)

  1. Names! Who did you play with? I know it’s sort of a tabu to speak about player skill, but it just matters. I myself try to get into con games with the right people, because that means great play irrespective of the rules system. (Of course these skilled players seldom sign up for, say, basic 3.x D&D game.)

  2. Staying away from anything categorized as fantasy really helps in my experience. There’s a chance we’ll do something next year to help identify good games for those in the know. We’ll see.

    The MonsterHearts was run by Satu Nikander, the players were myself (Aki Vainio), our forum admin Sami Villa, the Conitea member for tabletop RPGs Patrik Renholm, the guy who draw the picture Wille Ruotsalainen, and couple of guys, who’s last name I don’t have right now, Elias and Tomi.

  3. Pingback: Aki’s RopeCon 2015 – The RPG Sessions | Guild Blog

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