Sixteen black one-drops. Don’t mind if I do.

Sure, Kaya will destroy this deck, but here we are.

[deck]
[creatures]
4 Gutterbones
4 Diregraf Ghoul
4 Grasping Scoundrel
4 Vicious Conquistador
4 Rix Maadi Reveler
4 Viashino Pyromancer
4 Judith, the Scourge Diva
4 Spawn of Mayhem
[/creatures]
[spells]
4 Shock
3 Lightning Strike
[/spells]
[lands]
4 Blood Crypt
4 Dragonskull Summit
6 Swamp
5 Mountain
[/lands]
[/deck]

I don’t necessarily like the manabase, as [scryfall]Spawn of Mayhem[/scryfall] is too difficult to cast here, but otherwise I do like this.